Farm Sanctuary is probably my favorite place on Earth. It's where animals rescued from shit situations like factory farms and hoarders get to live out their lives with a bunch of hippies who love them. Plus, they usually have vegan cake just sitting everywhere. Heaven.
Oh, puppies!! All the tears. Forever crying. That music isn't helping; it's traveling straight to my heart and beating all of the emotions out of it.
Let's hope this cat doesn't try to play poker anytime soon, with a tell like that, he'll be licked clean in no time (get it get it get it??) (ugh sorry)
This orange cat is not the graceful ballerina he believes itself to be. Watch him prepare, poise, and then completely fail the leap that would have gotten him a job at the Joffrey. Sorry, cat, it's off to the corps with you. Here's a rose for you to wave and a spear for you to carry.
OK, they're not EXACTLY twins, but it's close enough. He's more like Grumpy Cat's gently disapproving younger brother, and I need him. You need him. We all need him!
Just click on it. Just click on the chorus line of kittens performing Christmas carols. This is a no brainer.
I am this rat. You are this rat. We are all this rat.
The internet does it again! This time combining your two favorite things: dogs and peanut butter. (I guess kittens and chocolate could be equally amazing, but also dangerous and uncool.)
A few observations: please read the note atop the screen and heed her words; I bet "happenstance" was the kitten hopping in the shower one day on her own; and I love that bathing suit!
In the spirit of asking animals to do things that are not their jobs (cuddling, licking their anuses), these puppies have been tasked with painting an entire house (that was probably built by piglets). They're cute and all, but can they finish the job under budget? (I would totally watch this HGTV show.)
It's a thing, and I'm into it. VERY into it.
Because it's annoying, but you kinda enjoy it.
Just when you think he's out, his butthole pulls him back in!
It's a MOUSE decorating a CHRISTMAS TREE.
I'm falling in love with everyone in this video. Help.
These dogs would literally rather not eat poop than walk past these cats and if my dogs are any indication, eating poop is their favorite thing to do. That, and actual pooping. Moral of the story: Dogs are smart, cats are smarter, and my dogs are a fucking handful.
ALERT AL ROKER ALERT: the cutest fucking kittens you've ever seen are coming for your job.
Sly, the indomitable Pomeranian, has been through the wringer. Sick and in a shelter, this lil' dude needed some help, but everyone was passing him by. Thankfully, the amazing Hughes foster family and their eight pup clan (that is how I would like to roll; don't tell my boyfriend/therapist/the state) spotted Sly and…
This is Lily, she is adorable and brilliant and has only been on this earth for a year. Here's to sixty more, you portly, precious pachyderm!
Please watch as some kid tells the tale of Home Alone and a pug acts it out and I laugh along, in total hysterics. (Either this video is really, really right or something is really, really wrong with me.) (Or both.) (Probably both.)