Khaleesi and her three FREAKING ADORABLE dragons. I'm dropping eggs like crazy over here and I think I just got baby fever. Baby DRAGON fever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_c… I'm about to go porcupine on this pile of Justin's peanut butter cups and Red Vines. Relatedly, I hope you're twitching in front of a TV watching some terrifying movie and binging on even more candy. Happy Halloween!!
I'm about to go porcupine on this pile of Justin's peanut butter cups and Red Vines. Relatedly, I hope you're twitching in front of a TV watching some terrifying movie and binging on even more candy. Happy Halloween!!
Um, I know who I've going trick or treating with next year. If he'll be seen with me — I gotta step up my Halloween costume game.
My two favorites so far: my parents dog PeeWee dressed as BeeWee.
I wanted to give you guys an all together spooky while still adorable Halloween squee, but this is the best I could do. Enjoy being TERRIFIED TO DEATH BY CUTENESS. (I don't know.)
Kids are really good at a few things (being cute, eating candy, shitting pants) — but talking isn't one of them. Watch them suffer through the pain of their first words just to taste the sweet sweet reward of a fun size Kit Kat. Good job, you miniature greedy goobers!
Tomorrow is Halloween and if you haven't already come up with a costume, you're pretty much fucked in the being whimsical and/or sexy and/or funny department. That ship has sailed. Let it go.
High school senior Maya is fed up with her local halloween superstore, Party City, only carrying slutty slut costumes for sluts. She's fine that the slut costumes exist, but she wants some fucking CHOICE. Maybe she just wants to be a meatball, and not a sexy meatball. Give her the regular meatball costume, Party City.…
This is the absolute best toddler costume of all time. Unless you dress them as Boy Goblin King. Man, Halloween is the BEST.
And what have you done with your life?
Hell Houses — wack-ass haunted houses where instead of awesome ghouls and goblins attacking you with chainsaws, you are subjected to scenes depicting abortion and teen suicide intended to "lure people to Jesus" — are extremely dumb. In response, Toronto artist Allyson Mitchell created Kill Joy’s Castle, a lesbian…
There is nothing cuter than a dog in a Halloween costume. Or, no, a baby in a Halloween costume riding a dog in a Halloween costume. That's the only thing better.
We don't even have to do Halloween this year, because this costume wins the holiday/the entire Internet. Lil' Goblin King Bowie would've been enough to break me, but then they had to go and add Ambrosius and Sir Didymus and I cannot. It's too much.
Here's a costume idea that's more horrifying than an a decapitated Twerking Miley Cirus who can't stop twerking. Plus, all you need is an adorable floral dress and the desire for your very own HBO show!
I am so sorry, but if I had to live through this, so do you.
What's up, my brothers and sisters in fat arms! Apparently Halloween candy is a super steal at Duane Reade so if you live near one, I really hope you didn't read past the headline. In fact, if you're still reading, I hate you, go away. Candy and bargain are honestly my two favorite words, and together? Excuse my…
Happy Halloween from Dolly Parton, a national treasure with a heart of gold under a rack of steel, tough as nails and sweeter than anything, pretty much the best person alive, wish she was my mom and/or best friend, she has an AMUSEMENT PARK with a ROLLER COASTER shaped like HER BOOBS*, the ultimate and original…