If you're at/headed to Burning Man, just know that the dude with LED poi sticks and cowboy hat made of desecrated muppet fur might be really, really happy to see you — but he's also got a gun in that American Flag thong.
Watch out, Burning Man buffs (and buff nakeds), that man with the LED poi sticks and American Flag thong might not be really really REALLY happy to see you, it could just be a Fed with a gun nuzzling his junk. (Or American actor, Matthew David McConaughey.)
The UK drug-fighting non-profit known as Crimestoppers is sending scratch n sniff pot cards to entire neighborhoods — warning the recipient that if they encounter that particular smell, they need call the Beefeaters poste haste figgy pudding! Or, you know, go over with some snacks, and have a cool party.
Well, here's a reminder to us all not to tell our friends and family about our illegal activities. Sloppiness like making a call to your mom or confessing to a buddy over beer is often the reason perps are caught — your bff starts blabbing and you go to jail. For example, I might say I won't tell your secrets, but I…